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January 12, 2006

Belated Webcam Wednesday!

Today we’re having Webcam Wednesday on a Thurdays! Wild and crazy shit ;) !!

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Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

December 31, 2005

*Ping!* U Got Date! #5

Hello! I had completely forgotten that I was going out of town for a couple of days and with no computer in sight I had no way to get on the net and post to my blog – shame on me! Here’s episode 5 of my *Ping!* U Got Date! column – I hope you have enjoyed it and that you’re using it i you’re a first time dater online! Please comment on any of the entries if you have any questions. And happy new year; I hope I’ll be seeing you here in 2006 – it’s been a pleasure writing here for me so I hope you’re digging it too :) .

*Ping!* U Got Date! #5: Gimme Date!
You’re all signed up to a dating service, you got the best profile an online dater has ever had and you’re now ready to get some delicious booty or find that frickin’ soulmate! Well first of all you gotta realize that to contact someone and see their full profile you need to spend a few dollars on top of your free signup. But I’m sure you’ll agree it’s a small price to pay for the prospect of finding true love or infinite amounts of sexy men/women!

When you’ve paid the fee they’re charging you can now browse through the profiles but don’t do that. Instead ind the sheet of paper where you listed what you were looking for in a partner and start searching for some of the keywords you’ve noted there. At most big dating portals like Adult Friend Finder you’ll be able to search for people in your region so hopefully the right person will be there. If it’s not then remember that new profiles are being put up every day so he or she could be looking for you tomorrow!

Now, when you find someone that seems interesting there’s one rule you have to follow: Write something intelligent to people! Not just a “Hi my name is xxx, I’m so horny, you look so hot and sexy, wanna get drilled on my kitchen table?!”. You wanna go with something that shows you’re serious; talk about what you read in the profile and a little bit about yourself but not much – keep the focus on the person you’ve found and they’ll surely respond back to you and the ball will be rolling!

That concludes my little dating course – hope you have enjoyed it and look forward to 2006 where I’ll have more guides, courses, sleazy news, webcam sex fun, dating advice, sex toy reviews and so much more!

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

December 27, 2005

*Ping!* U Got Date! #4

Holla! Today we’ll take a look on how to create the best dating profile for you! Ready? Let’s go!

*Ping!* U Got Date! #4: Look Fucking Sexy!
Many people think it’s enough to just sign up to a dating site and then wait for someone to hit you up doesn’t work today. You might be the most charming, lovely and sexy person in real life but how can someone online know this when your profile only says “Hot woman seeks good looking guys!”? That is so bland and generic that noone will take you seriously – here’s some pointers on what you wanna write in your description:

- Make it clear what you’re looking for! Longterm relationships, fuck buddies, threesomes etc.

- Talk about the sex you like! That’s right; spend some time going over what really turns you on (and maybe what turns you off!) – Important step!

- Your daily life! Is work a huge part of your life, what do you spend your free time doing etc.

And then another important part: Photos! I don’t care how you look and you shouldn’t either but you have to include a photo with your profile that (of course!) features yourself! I can’t believe all the times that a guy puts up some fake super muscular snap in their profile or a girl puts a big titted bimbo there. Don’t do this! It can ruin your reputation online so frickin fast and if you have to put up another picture than your own then you’re really not ready for Online Dating.

Allright that’s it for today – use the tips above in creating your profile at Adult Friend Finder or Wild Match and get dating! Tomorrow we’ll discuss establishing contact with other online daters and getting you them dates!

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

December 26, 2005

*Ping!* U Got Date! #3

Hi! I hope you’re having a fantastic christmas holiday – I sure am ;) . I’m glad to see you’re here for episode 3 in my *Ping!* U Got Date! segment – let’s get this ball rolling and find the right dating site for you!

*Ping!* U Got Date! #3: Got Tits – Need Dating Site!
When I first got my kinky ass on the interweb I wasted a lot of $$ on useless shit – dating sites included. You need to realize that there are free rides in online dating but most of the time you have to come up with a bit of cash to really get the dating going. It’s not free to have a webpage up on the net and the companies behind need to pay salaries too ya know :) !

But with that being said you can do a lot of things to keep costs at a minimum. For example, not signing up to every frickin dating site out there in the hopes that it’s gonna increase your chances of finding XXX like I did ;) ! What you need is pretty much one of these two:

Either a huge dating site that has tons of members and with 1000+ new ones signing up every day
or a small niche dating site that features just the kind of people you’re looking for who also digs blah blah!

For the best huge dating sites you should check out my Online Dating Guide or just straight up join either Wild Match or Adult Friend Finder – these dating sites both has the hugest member bases online and has worked for me countless times!

If you’re looking for a niche dating site your best bet is to go to google.com or yahoo.com and search for “niche keyword”+dating and if there exists a site in the niche you’re looking for I’m sure it will pop up!

Get signed up for a site and look around it to get a feel for the interface and stay tuned for tomorrow where I’ll be going into things like making a good dating profile!

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*