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November 28, 2005

Matchmaking: Offline Meets Online

Offline Matchmaking has been huge for many years but it’s popularity is slowly decreasing; I mean why should you use some expensive real world service that takes days (in some cases months!) to find your future partner when you can find true love or fuck buddies online in mere hours!?

New York City’s #1 Matchmaker Janis Spindel has taken the consequence of this and started her own online matchmaking service. Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking Inc. is the name of her new matchmaking site on which the following passage describes her matchmaking services quite well:

Sunny Leone“Janis Spindel, author of Get Serious About Getting Married 365 Proven Ways to Find Love in Less Than a Year, is an expert in the field of matchmaking. Her success rate speaks for itself. Janis offers a sophisticated boutique style matchmaking service, dealing with upscale professional singles who meet the high JSSM client standards. With more than 700 marriages to her credit and a database of more than 10,000 carefully screened, upscale professional people all searching for other quality singles, Janis is poised to find your perfect match.”

The best thing about the new matchmaking site is that it’s free to signup! If you have dreams of dating celebrities this is your big chance because there should be quite a few hidden in that fine single database of hers. Join her site now before she finds out that she can make big bucks off this gig and starts charging insane prices for her services ;)

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

November 26, 2005

Sexy Sounds #1

Hey babe! I hope you’re having a great weekend - mine has been fantastic so far with a mini orgy last night kicking it off! Since I’m a huge fan of music (who isn’t!?) I’ve decided to put in a little section called Sexy Sounds. In this segment I’ll take a look at the bands that I think have some of the most sexy sounds out there right now! Today I wanna present to you the dirty fellas in Louis XIV!
Cool Panty Chick

The band Louis XIV has now been around for 1½ year and their first album called The Best Little Secrets Are Kept was released earlier in 2005. The album only has 10 songs but all of them are so filled up with sex that you’ll get turned on heavily by these tunes - for real! This band is all about sex, fun, booze and rock n’ roll and what’s really better than that? You can go to the official Louis XIV homepage here and read interviews, see pictures of the good looking guys and watch their kinky videos! Louis XIV is here to stay and a good opener for my Sexy Sounds segment - go dig ‘em!

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

Posted at 5:32 am in: Music , Real Life
November 21, 2005

Jude Law’s Dating Life!

My oh my there’s nothing like a lil’ celebrity dating gossip to get you fired up on a boring monday morning don’t you agree? I found a Hot Gossip piece on Jude Law and his current love life. Apparently he’s dating the Hag of the Year in the form of celebrity Sienna Miller. The dating celebrity couple has now broken up more times than your average male changes underwear in his lifetime and I’ll bet you $100 and a trip to the moon that this isn’t the last time these mentally disturbed stars will break up….only to once again continue their cute celebrity dating.

Oh how I love Hollywood and the celebrity dating world in particular because it makes me feel like the most normal sex freak on the earth. My crazy sexual energies are nothing compared to the fucked up minds of your average celebrity dating couple :).

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

Posted at 4:21 pm in: Celebrity , Dating , Real Life