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November 28, 2005

Matchmaking: Offline Meets Online

Offline Matchmaking has been huge for many years but it’s popularity is slowly decreasing; I mean why should you use some expensive real world service that takes days (in some cases months!) to find your future partner when you can find true love or fuck buddies online in mere hours!?

New York City’s #1 Matchmaker Janis Spindel has taken the consequence of this and started her own online matchmaking service. Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking Inc. is the name of her new matchmaking site on which the following passage describes her matchmaking services quite well:

Sunny Leone“Janis Spindel, author of Get Serious About Getting Married 365 Proven Ways to Find Love in Less Than a Year, is an expert in the field of matchmaking. Her success rate speaks for itself. Janis offers a sophisticated boutique style matchmaking service, dealing with upscale professional singles who meet the high JSSM client standards. With more than 700 marriages to her credit and a database of more than 10,000 carefully screened, upscale professional people all searching for other quality singles, Janis is poised to find your perfect match.”

The best thing about the new matchmaking site is that it’s free to signup! If you have dreams of dating celebrities this is your big chance because there should be quite a few hidden in that fine single database of hers. Join her site now before she finds out that she can make big bucks off this gig and starts charging insane prices for her services ;)

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

November 21, 2005

Jude Law’s Dating Life!

My oh my there’s nothing like a lil’ celebrity dating gossip to get you fired up on a boring monday morning don’t you agree? I found a Hot Gossip piece on Jude Law and his current love life. Apparently he’s dating the Hag of the Year in the form of celebrity Sienna Miller. The dating celebrity couple has now broken up more times than your average male changes underwear in his lifetime and I’ll bet you $100 and a trip to the moon that this isn’t the last time these mentally disturbed stars will break up….only to once again continue their cute celebrity dating.

Oh how I love Hollywood and the celebrity dating world in particular because it makes me feel like the most normal sex freak on the earth. My crazy sexual energies are nothing compared to the fucked up minds of your average celebrity dating couple :) .

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

Posted at 4:21 pm in: Celebrity , Dating , Real Life