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Hello to you on this lovely Tuesday! It’s time for my Toying Tuesday…thing and today I got a sweet masturbation trick for the guys out there (and girlfriends – tell your boy to try this masturbation trick and I betcha he will do a free rug munching )!

The Fuck A Pillow Trick!

Things you’ll need to succeed in this endeavor to get off in a very wicked way: A pillow, a sock, water and pure horniness

First youtake the sock and wet it up. Then take the pillow and hold it together with your hands with the sock stuck inbetween the two sides of the pillow! Make sure the sock is open and ready for some action. Hold the pillow together with your hands or strap something around it to hold it. And now you’re ready to fuck that pillow-sock and talking kinky to it! Try it out; my friend Mark says it feels so sexy, not too far from the real thing either and great for getting some old fucking skills back in order .

Stick around for tomorrow where it’s Webcam Wednesday!

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

Hey all! It’s Toying Tuesday here at your favourite blog and today I’m gonna talk about one of *my* favourite sex toys :slurp:! Well, let’s be honest here, nothing beats *real* man meat but there are some pretty wicked toys out there that can you or your girlfriend get off when there’ dick gone MIA!

What I normally do if I wanna get off good is take out my 7 inch long Clitoris Sex Toy (click link to check it out!) and lube it up good! What I love about this plastic dick is that it has a vibrtion speed control so that you can start out slow and then beef up the speed after a while and go at max, crazy speed at the end to pro-long the orgasms. I’m sure it might inimidate some girls at first but hey – you decide how much you want of this baby in ya! Click here to buy this Clitoris Sex Toy.

That’s it for today – see you back here soon for more sexy fun

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*

A new week and a new segment here at the Audlt Chat Blog! Since I’m a huge fan of sex toys I’ve decided to start a new article/news series called Toying Tuesday! Every Tuesday I will report to you my dear reader about new sex toys for women/men, reviews of sexy toys I’ve tried and I might even throw in a masturabation tip or two !

I actually got the idea for the this sex toys column while reading about sex toys in India. The article I linked to is an awesome read that gives some sex toy history (The first documented use of a dildo comes from 3rd century Greece!) and talks about how sex toys are banned in India while sexologists recommends them to struggleling couples who needs to spice sex up. Porn is another thing that’s banned in India and I bet you have to be very secretive about any swinging. Mark my words – the sex and porn revolution will hit these countries very soon because there is a huge disproportion between how people feel and how the rules are.

In other sex toys’ news we got the following statement from 50 Cent: “I need to make a 50 Cent condom, and a motorized version of me.” Yes it’s true, your favourite pimp/gangster/ghetto boy is gonna crank out some raw sex toys for all his bitches. I’ve always thought his “music” was the worst garbage ever but I wouldn’t say no to a plastic version of his (probably) big black member

That’s it for this Toying Tuesday – tune in tomorrow for new exciting smutty news and remember to get your Toying Tuesday fix next…Tuesday ^_^

Love you!
*Sassy Sammy*